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A day of the week that a natural girl washes her hair
"Girl your hair looks so soft."
"Thanks last night was wash day"
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Often a baldfaced lie used to sueak out a couple of extra paid days off; employed to extend a long weekend, travel to an out-of-state Wednesday night rock concert, stay in bed all day with a new romantic interest, etc. Most people would rather come to work sick and risk infecting their colleagues than give up an illicitly obtained and healthy day of fun.
"Where is catherine today?"
"I saw her making out with some douche bag Lastnight maybe she took a sick day to get laid"
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Dammit, people. This is the holiday from which Canadians remember all the soldiers who died for Canada's freedom. But you should have all known that already.
Canadian 1: Eh!
Canadian 2: Eh!
Canadian 3: Damn, what a long conversation about Remembrance Day!
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Previous times or past eras. Refers to how things used to be. Doesn't have to be a long time ago.
I'm always telling my kids about how things were different in the olden days, like 2000 years ago.
With everything that's changed around here, two years ago seems like the olden days.
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almost 50% or more of the time is a word related to Facebook.
it's definitely not random because they pick definitions that match certain times of the year or holidays and also had geek, nerd, and dork; back to back days.
usually when it doesn't have anything to do with Facebook it's a pretty decent word or phrase, but sometimes it's almost as if they pick some of the words just to shame the person who created it since they get so many thumbs down and is the most god awful attempt at humor ever.
Today's Word of the Day is "Facegrace" meaning a disgrace to Facebook: 6925 up, 42 down
This Week's Words: "Snowbooking" "Habitual Poker" "Wall Troll" "Facespace" "Spacebook"
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National flip day. U need to flip 65 times today in one day.
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NOUN
1. What bitter single people celebrate on Valentine's Day.
2. What casual sex partners celebrate on Valentine's Day.
3. What crass people celebrate on Valentine's Day.
ETYMOLOGY: From "Valentine's Day".
"Happy Vagina Day, Cunts!"
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