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Dark Hour is when you cum exactly at 11:11 PM. You then wish very hard that you won't die of AIDs. Sadly, you remember that you will die of AIDs soon anyways.
"What is Dark Hour?"
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"
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A tanning bed side effect characterized by untanned spots on the ass, caused by lying in a position that causes the butt cheeks to squish together in such a way that it prevents the UV rays from tanning the entire region.
When I saw her naked for the first time I thought she had Vitiligo on her ass but it turns out it was just dark side of the moon.
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
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More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
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(Noun). There are no colors on the dark side of the rainbow.
(Adj) Describes bad emotion. Depression.
Guy 1:Hey there's Chuck. Why does he look so down?
Guy 2:He's on the dark side of the rainbow.
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Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game
Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house
Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time
Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while
Kaelon:fine lets play
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