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Friend 1: that guy is so cool
Friend 2: yeah he must be Haw Dong
A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.
Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.
any female that moves freely from one dong to another sampling a numerous variety along the way .
since the divorce Diane has become quite the dong skipper.
To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed
My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet
Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.
Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha
The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.