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Handi-Douche

A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi

An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.

Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him

by hahahabitchhahahah March 11, 2010


Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

by Kel82 January 13, 2018


Douche-Chopps

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.

A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"

by annias August 22, 2013


Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag

Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé

by PuertoRicanTexan14 March 29, 2016


Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 20, 2016


Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.

Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!

by D-Rock4 September 29, 2010


douche tits

another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

by aakasd420 December 9, 2010