A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him
A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.
A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"
A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag
Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé
Douche King
That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.
Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!
Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!