talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

Buddha Ears

Unattached earlobes that are more prominent when head is shaved.

Don’t shave your head, Steve! You’ll have Buddha Ears!

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

Donkey Ears

Something you call someone when they eaves drop into a private conversation

"Oi can't you see I'm talking here stop with the donkey ears"

Swimmer's Ear

When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear

Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"

Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"

Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.