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One who is a genuine fuckwad & who may also suck eggs in their free time. In other words a kid called Jake Luecke....
Wow that Jake Luecke kid is a real egg sucker...
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those little egg like thingers hangin off yer bananna....
check out THESE bananna eggs baby, get the yoak!!
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Pretty nasty sexual act starting has a 69. But then when the guy is about to cum he pulls out, cums on one side of the partner's mouth while taking a dump on the head, hence creating what looks like half a cadbury egg. Do at your own risks and obviously with both parties consensual.
"That girl was a serious freak, she wanted me to pop a Cadbury Egg on her face."
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Eating out a girl on her period
“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”
“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”
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Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
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Used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish.
Person 1: Hey, aren't you that guy from that film?
Person 2: No. And I'm a woman, you idiot.
Person 3: Oops. Egg on my face.
The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs
Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.