Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him

Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough