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A family tree that branches out and then back in to a common relative. Generally due to distant incest among relatives.
Your father's mother and mother's mother are the same person forming a Family Diamond instead of a family tree.
the best and funniest doll family to exsist. they have weddings, a show called ntfm, powers, and more.
wtf is the arendele family getting themselves into now
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we gonna see if u go home, cause, cause, rawr
The distinctly unique smell that each family’s house hold has. All family households have a smell but families are nose blind to their own household smell.
I was at Karly’s house the other day and her house always has the same smell. My house doesn’t smell like anything. We don’t have a family scent.
A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.
"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"
Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.
Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.