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Someone who goes on Facebook and comments on a picture/video but logs off immediately after. These people do this to give the impression that they are so cool and popular that they can only spare a few seconds of their busy day to comment on a mere Facebook picture/video.
Guy 1: Hey, Tony just made a comment on my picture, and it says he wrote it "a few seconds ago", but he's not on Facebook chat.
Guy 2: Wooooow, what a Facebook Ghost.
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One who is generally new to facebook or acts noobish on Facebook. This person usually joins numerous random groups and pages, totaling way over 500, frequently coping other facebookers, asks for help in terms of how to use their facebook and many other ways
Facebook Noob: I have a question about my facebook
John:What?
Facebook Noob: How do I check the groups I'm in?
John: Go to the info tab
Facebook Noob: Thanks
John: HOLY SHIT, Your in 1300 groups? Wow your such a Facebook noob.
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A Facebook-Photoshoot (commonly known as F-P's):For a facebook album/series of profile pictures to be considered as a F-P it must consist of at least 3 pictures with 2 or more of the same people in the same place in different poses. These pictures are usually taken by one of the people included in the picture, rather then having someone else take the picture.
Picture 1: Ashley and Colin with their arms around eachother (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 2: Ashley and Colin kissing eachothers cheek (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Picture 3: Ashley and Colin smokin a ciggy bah (may or may not be taken by one of the two)
Since there are 3 pics it is considered as a "Facebook-Photoshoot"
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The awkward situation where you find yourself being introduced to or mingling with some one that you know you have recently friend requested on Facebook, however never met them in person. It is a quite sticky and uncomfortable encounter, as most people choose to pretend they’ve never seen the second party before and keep quiet, knowing that the second party recognizes them and is equally as uncomfortable. This can easily lead to a facebombing, if the second party chooses to verbally recognize in front of others that you have recently “Facebooked” them- this generally leads to an awkward silence, putting your head down, and a frowning upon by the 2nd and 3rd party.
Guy: “Hi it’s nice to meet you too”
Girl: “Didn’t you just facebook me the other day?”
Guy: “…….... well this is a shitty and embarassing facebook encounter”
Girl and Everyone Else: “……………………”
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When a person leaves their computer logged onto Facebook and another person updates their status or other information with something rude or vulgar.
facebook status before Facebook slapped...."Hanging out with firends"
Status after Facebook slap..."I like cuddling up with my snuggie while enjoying a good book!" Or "Sorry ladies I'm GAY!"
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A Facebook Ho is that friend that adds all the hot guys/girls that you met or became friends with first.
Haley: Look who added me!! Isn't he cute?
Teresa:Yess!!
*Ten minutes later*
Teresa: I just added him!!
Haley: FACEBOOK HOE!!
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Occurs when one poor soul leaves a Facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, sexual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects fucked completely up.
Generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your shit up.
*Matt has been Facebook Jacked.
Molly: Matt, how drunk were you last night?
Matt: Not very, why?
Molly: You Facebook status says you "got fucked in the ass super hard without lube and you liked it."
Matt: Damnit! They Facebook Jacked me again!!
Molly: Maybe you should learn to lock your shit up.
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