pimp hand

Using you strong hand to slap a bitch.

D.S. just slapped you with her pimp hand. Bitch!!!

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Hand sanitizer

The only cure to corona virus. PERIODT.

Person 1-yo you go the goods
Person2- heck ya I got the hand sanitizer!!

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Magic Hand

A method used for cleaning your rear end. To perform the "magic hand", lather soap onto your hands real good, usually turn your hand sideways, and use your lathered hand to scrub inside the crack. Though there's no telling how long this method has been used, it was comedian/actor Jay Mohr who coined the term, "magic hand".

I had worked 12 hours, and sweat my ass off. The only way to feel I've successfully cleaned my sweaty ass was to give myself the magic hand.

She was kind of a freak, dude. When we were in the shower, she let me give her the magic hand.

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talk to the hand

piss off

you'd be as well to talk to the hand 'cos I ain't gonna listen to you anyway.

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hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

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hand brake

if someone is boring and puts a stop to the fun they are a hand brake.

He's no fun, don't invite him out tonight, he'll just be a hand brake.

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Hand of God

Rescuing an incapacitated capsized kayaker by reaching underwater and rolling them upright. Called the Hand of God because you reach down from above and save them.

Did you see that rescue? He just reached down like the Hand of God and pulled her out of the water.

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