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Calvin Harris

Adj. A person who "gets all the girls"
As in the song by Calvin Harris "The Girls"

He's such a Calvin Harris

by LukeOb August 6, 2007

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harry potter

The main character in the Harry Potter book series written by J.K. Rowling. He attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in six of the seven books.

Harry Potter Book Series:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter is my favourite character from the book series. I love the Harry Potter books.

by ClaireClaireClaire March 10, 2008

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Harry Potter

That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.

There's that Harry Potter guy!

Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?

No the guy who defeated Voldemort!

Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-

by thatdude33 November 2, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Harry Potter

An English set of books.
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?

Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"

by hmmmrighttt May 12, 2010

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Harry Potter

totally unshaven cooter

That guy was all over my harry potter

by Alex November 3, 2004

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Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

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Kamala Harris

The 2020-2024 (probably also the democratic candidate for the 2024 election since dementia Joe will be dead or in a condition where he wouldn't be able to play the puppet) "vice" president (we all know Biden isn't the president) people tend to ignore her awful past she was a DA that has put many Black people in jail for minor drug crimes (she even held evidence that would get a man out of death raw until the coury threatened her) she basically slept her way up senator she also admitted to have smoked Marijuana in the past (the irony is deadly watch out). She wasn't even likable her approval ratings were terrible. She likes to make stupid lies like she listened Tupac when she was in college (even though I don't think he was born back then, he was totally not making music) that just make her even more annoying, but every bluehaired girl on tweeter and every cuck praises her for no reason. The media also likes to pat her on the back for breathing. I was surprised that she was picked by Biden's dieper changers considering how he was attacking him (which I give her credit for Biden is a creep) during the democratic debate. Almost forgot she has roots from India and she's black because race is something that matters.
No I'm not a Trump supporter.

"president Kamala Harris and I"
Joe Biden

by Somebody someone no one January 13, 2022

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