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So I take it out
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic
Want to feel bad
But you can't say no
It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?
Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on
Every day's the last day
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you
Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot
He Feels Bad
A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
When he be shitting.
Person 1: Is Person 3 in the toilet?
Person 2: Yeah, he ate Taco Bell.
Person 1: Well when he shit, it ain't gonna be good.
When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
A teenage guy who makes a girl belive that they have a chance with each other by saying stuff like"oh i honestly might like you too" but then last minut telling her shes not his type. The kind of guy who will take months to get over until you find another more perfect amazing guy.
(GIRL 1)See Tht guy over there....he lead me on
(GIRL 2) HE DA HOE!!
An email sent from a male to a group of males regarding motorcycles, vintage cars, or last night's football game while purposely excluding females.
Male: "Hey Shannon, did you see what Brian sent?"
Shannon: "No. I wasn't included in that He-mail."
Lyrics to Taylor Swift's song Me
You belong with Me he he
Look what you made Me he he do