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When you feel a sexual tension making you feel butterflies in your stomach.
Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
why r u looking up urself bro
seriously your the horny one here
We know why you're here. Let's get it over with.
Man: The object called "The Dick" gets hard.
Woman: The object called "The vagina" gets tense and wet
FYI: I felt horny while writing this and written from the perspective of a guy
You're in your math class, there is 1 minute left. Mr. J is finishing up the notes. "And that is why X=7." Mr. J states. The class bell rings, signifying the end of class. Later, at your locker, Linda, the person who you had a crush on every year since 6th grade, walks up to you and whispers in your ear "Meet me after school today, I'll be in the ally next to the movie theater" Later, you meet Linda in the alley. She asks you if your parents were home for the weekend, since it is Friday, and your parents are never home, so you walk Linda over to your house. You both go to your room and start making out—you start kissing on the lips, then the blouse comes off! "woah" you said, as you gazed at the most gorgeous tits you ever saw. "They are beau-" you were cut off by Linda taking off her bra and your shirt. "less talk, more sex," Linda said. She started making out like crazy. She took off your jeans and your boxers and gave you a blowjob. You feel the cum slip out of your dick as she deepthroats you. She starts moaning: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEEEEEEEEPER" You pull out and quickly take off her thong. You start cumming all over. Then you attack her dripping wet pussy. You start moaning and saying "OHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY IMMA FUCK YOU HARDER OHHHHHHH MOAN HARDER WHEN I HIT YOUR G-SPOT" You both start moaning and then you hit the jackpot. you orgasmed 30 times. THE END
When you want to fuck someone so bad you start busting a nut
Chris: Look at that girl with that FAT ASS
Aiden: Bro you made me so horny.
Caoimhe after 2 sips of alcohol
Coaimhe was on her second drink, and her top was already coming off and her handcuffs were coming out. As always, Caoimhe was extremely horny.