kek on ice

A delicious blend of male ejaculate and vaginal juices, served on the rocks with chips!

"Dude, that was an awesome glass of kek on ice! The doritos were good too."

"This kek on ice is making me horny. It tastes even better as a chip dip!"

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iced cap

Top of a mans penis after ejaculation.

"Tony had an iced cap after he blew his load all over Ashley."

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ice job

when a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth then blows someone

Jake knew Nikki was a freak, but when she gave him an ice job, he knew he was in love

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iced out

to be wasted off of Smirnoff Ice, usually a result of bros icing bros.

frat boy 1: shit dude, you were way iced out yesterday!!!
frat boy 2: shit man, i still am, bro!!!!

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Ice Cube

One of the most beautiful men to walk this earth. And he has a pretty mouth.

A: Ice Cube is one pretty man
B: i like his mouth
A: ahaha,"eyy boyy, you sure dew gotta purdy mouth"

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icing the cake

Jizzing all over a girl's chest in an attempt to create a design similar to that which is found on a cake.

" I fucking jizzed all over Ksenia's chest and I made it look like Batman! She was screaming "Ice my cake, Ice my cake" so much I just had to do it. Plus, she likes it when we do it Batman style! Thats how we're icing the cake!"

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ice fishing

A disgusting sexual act similar to ice fishing. When one goes ice fishing, it is usually necessary to cut a hole in the ice before inserting one's pole. In the sexual act, one must cut a hole in the victim and then proceed to have intercourse with the fresh hole. The victim is either dead or dying during ice fishing.

She's a babe, I'd take her ice fishing!

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