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Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.
That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.
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Where you've heard or seen the stupidest thing as of yet, causing you to enter a trance-like coma for a few seconds, stunned that you just heard or saw that. You get them less frequently as you grow older, because every time you've had a brain attack, you need to see or hear something stupider than that to get another one. These are usually said while not under the influence of anything, because under those circumstances where below is said while high, it does not have the same effect. the below is said while perfectly functional, inducing brain attacks.
Guy #1: You know... wars sucks, cuz like, if people minded their own business and like didn't start wars, we wouldn't have wars and everything would be chill yanno?
Guy #2: OMFG you are soo right! you should be like, president of the world or something
Guy #3: If we had a president of the world there would be no wars!!!
Guy #4: I.. I have... argh -.-.....
Guy #2: Are you alright?
Guy #4:...
Guy #5: You shitbricks gave him a brain attack.
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When you're on your motorbike, going through heavy terrain, and the sensations of everything around you combine to tickle your brain. It doesn't hurt, but you feel your brain suspended, moving, and maybe even slightly bouncing around your skull, resulting in a brain tickle.
Jack revved his engine and as he slashed and dashed through the dirt bumps and turns he was welcomed with an all too familiar feeling of brain tickles underneath his helmet.
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To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!
'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.
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What I am, and what I use when thinking.
I am "Shit for Brains", how do you do?
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A medical condition affecting the brain after listen to Fox News for three(3) consecutive hours.
He developed MUSH BRAIN after listening to Hannity, O'reilly and Great Van S in consecutive order.
He was fine doctor until he watched Fox for three hours when his brain turned to mush.
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When your in a middle of a sentence and forget what your going to say next. The feeling of your mind going blank.Usally happeneds when your underpressure.
I had a Brain Muffin during the final, i couldn't answer a single question.
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