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When two people kiss standing on rocks in a body of water. The name comes from the illusion that the two people are walking on holy water while kissing. If you need some spicy curry in your relationship, this is a fun way to change it up while feeling holy.
Princess Panchali is tired of the same ole' spidey upside down kiss so Raymond takes it upon himself and pulls her over for a spontaneous and holy Jesus Kiss.
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The second hand man of a Trap God's drug ring. In charge of taking care of snitches, and making sure the big deals go smooth without a problem.
Trap Jesus Hailey just had her men shoot up the crack house on fourth street.
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God's son who took the punishment, (Dying) you and I deserve for our sins. He did this because he loves us, so that we could be forgiven and have a relationship (like a father to a son, a best friend, a teacher, a helper, etc.) with him and have eternal life. John 3: 16 - "For God so loved the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever might believe in him will not perish but have eternal life."
Repent and turn from your sins. Jesus Christ will forgive you.
Jesus Christ loves you personally
Jesus Christ saved you from death
Jesus Christ wants you to get to know him, he already knows you.
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A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
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vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
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1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.
"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"
"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"
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An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
"Do you hear that?"
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
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