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a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).
John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "
When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes
Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!
A blowjob given to a placid penis
First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.
A phrase to describe that later you are going to get a handjob or blowjob
I cant wait till job time later, its gonna be crazy man!
A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.
Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.
When a girl figuratively sucks your dick over the phone by using words that cause you to climax.
Ex. Hallie was so impressed by John's guitar that she gave him a phone job.
Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him
Give me a book so I can book job that mono