Joe mama

"Joe mama" is a way to insult someone's mother, usually through the tactic of getting someone to go "Who's Joe?" and going "Joe Mama!!!!"

guy 1: Did you hear about Joe?
guy 2: Yeah, it was terrible.. I hope his family is doin-
guy 1: JOE MAMA!!!!!
Joe: dead

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joe lamer

A combination of "average Joe" and "lamer," this phrase refers to someone who is new to computers. Unlike "average Joe," it is derogatory.

:Welcome to #hackerhelp
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
<joelamer> HOW TO I HACK UTTER PEEPLES COMPUDIRS???
:EliteHacker sets mode +b morons@joe-lamer-ip.com
:joelamer has been banned by EliteHacker (joe lamer)

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Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

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joe break

a smoke break, usually from something important like school work, but it can be used in any situation.

me: hey guys i'm gonna go have a cig.
friend 1: i'm coming, too!
friend 2 shouts "joe break" and runs along, too

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Joe Namath

When you are drinking with someone you don't know very well and they suddenly want to kiss you.

There was a group of us and Gary pulled a total 'Joe Namath' and tried to paw me. Why didn't someone tell me that old guy can't handle vodka?

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Dirty Joe

A Old Man Who’s Fetish Is Smelling Young Children

Dirty joe was looking for a new victim.

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fireman joe

1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.

1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?

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