i just have high standards

When one wouldn't let themselves fall below a certain line. What that line is depends on the person. It CAN be used as an excuse, but for many it is a way of life.

I'm an athlete, and if I want to be the best, I must reach and maintain a high standard.

I would not go out with a shallow person because I have high standards.

I will not pay to watch that movie because it is shallow and I just have high standards.

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I just wanted to play monopoly

The lord's audio itself.

Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

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i just find it funny how....

a girl says this when she wants to explain how she does NOT find something funny. if your texting a girl and she says this block her and move state.
99.99% of the time she does not find it funny

tyrone: hey olivia, hows your sick mother.
olivia: shes ok, i have to take care of her shes so annoying, i just find it funny how....
tyrone: *moves to a different state, nukes the current state he was in and blocks olivia in all the social media he has because he is dont with her shit*

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I just bought broccoli lol

Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.

Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!

Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!

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I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

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Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

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Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."

Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

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