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When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise
“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”
When you have sex with someone’s ex-girlfriend or ex-wife, Mom and Sister.
Did you hear about my best friend, he fucked my mom, then my sister, and rounded out the Kentucky Triple Crown trifecta by hooking up with my ex.
When a firearm is discharged in the rain and causes a bubble to appear around it as the force from the muzzle pushes rain up
“I saw John firing his rifle, and he created a Kentucky Umbrella with it!”
When you stick a drum stick in your arsehole and eat it.
Danny held me down and performed a Kentucky Chungus; In order to provide proper nutrition to the team before the big game.
“I wanna Kentucky Moms Slay.”
“Do you want to see my therapist..?”
The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.
Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.
When you fill a truck bed full of piss.
George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week