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A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.
When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.
used as another name for breasts.
wow that girls got some nice lemon jugs.
When you bust a fat nut in your significant others mouth and proceed to piss in her mouth.
My wife got pretty mad when I gave her a cloudy lemon last night.
When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.
Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?
John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!
When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest
When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.
“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest
When a man packs garbage into a woman's pussy until she orgasms
"I gave stacie a lemon zest"