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suck at life

n. To be completely without people skills

n. Totally lacking in every single aspect of life.

n. Completely oblivious to the actions, thoughts, and behavior of others as well as themselves.

Despite his best intentions, Travis has always sucked at life.

He has always held a certain propensity to suck at life, despite his best intentions.

by tledd December 16, 2005

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Vampire Life

Made popular by Jim Jones, #vampirelife or #vamplife. It is living the party lifestyle, staying inside or sleeping all day, while coming out at the night time in full force. Related to fast life, and rockstar life

Thomas: "dude you haven't slept in 3 days, what the hell is wrong with you?!"

Anton: "Im livin the vampire life bro live fast die young, rockstar lifestyle might don't make it"

by Patrone67 October 21, 2011

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No-Life Crisis

1. When someone finally realizes that they have no life whatsoever, because a life does not consist of playing WoW for 20 hours out of the 24 hour day.
2. When someone dies, and they have a really hard time dealing with it.

1. Hey, look, Eric's having a no-life crisis! He just got his Night Elf up to level 60 on WoW, and he finally figured out that he's a loser.
2. Yeah, Bob croaked the other day, but he's having a really hard time accepting that he's dead. He keeps coming into the bar, and ordering vodka... it's a sad sight, really.

by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005

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Sorority Life

Sorority Life is a Facebook application where users can create their own character, with which they can get a job, buy glam, play games, fight other houses, add sisters to your house, and socialize!

I'm on level 32 of Sorority Life - I just unlocked a new job!

by FB Member July 5, 2009

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hoe life

When a female enjoys the single life and can have as many sexual encounters as she likes without being judged and to satisfy her own needs.

Friend - "how are things with you?"
Me - "great, I'm enjoying the hoe life right now"

by Nikki.dee October 8, 2017

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Twitter Life

Noun: When a person spends all his or her time creating an imaginary life on twitter, instead of actually doing anything or interacting with anyone.

Yeah, he spent the entire party in the corner twittering about how great the party was, instead of actually talking to anyone. So much for a real life, he's only got a twitter life.

by Jackie Shelton January 16, 2009

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Half-Life

Half-Life is about a guy, Gordon Freeman. He went to Black Mesa and worked at the test chamber, something went wrong, aliens started comming and trying to destroy Black Mesa. Your job is to go to the surface and meet up with Milatary Forces. But the government ordered the Milatary to kill the aliens, but also the workers of Black Mesa! Your next job is to go to Lamba Complex and telaport to Xen to destroy the big boss!

Fight all the aliens like Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Zombies, Soldiers, and more enemies you will face, get weapons to defend yourself and save Black Mesa from the Xen Wildlife. This is Half-Life!

by Mega Sean 45 June 18, 2008

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