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When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.
It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!
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A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body
Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off
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When a fuck boy sets the mood lighting for the night.
By the time we walked in, he already had the fuck boy lights on and everything.
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n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by homosexuals
n. Shep's favorite insult
C: Hi.
JS: Bud light lime is for homosexuals.
C: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyke).
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A buddy that is light headed. Usually refering to someone with a lack of education that is really close to the smarter one. May be a best friend with a low education next to a Yale Grad student.
My best friend is bud light. He goes to a dumb college instead of Yale, like me.
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A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
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Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"
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