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When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.
It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!
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A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body
Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off
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When a fuck boy sets the mood lighting for the night.
By the time we walked in, he already had the fuck boy lights on and everything.
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n. an alcoholic beverage consumed by homosexuals
n. Shep's favorite insult
C: Hi.
JS: Bud light lime is for homosexuals.
C: okay (walks away in shame, because she was pretty much just called a dyke).
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A buddy that is light headed. Usually refering to someone with a lack of education that is really close to the smarter one. May be a best friend with a low education next to a Yale Grad student.
My best friend is bud light. He goes to a dumb college instead of Yale, like me.
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A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
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A term used to describe a woman masturbating equivalent to slang for male masturbation such as "wrestling the one eyed monster"
"Sheila is so tired, she was up late all night watching guy on guy porn and Flicking the Light Switch!"
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