The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.
If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.
empty vessel, oxgyen theif, throw away. cosmic dipshit
look at this dim low,
People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.
Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.
More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.
Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
When this phrase is used everyone must crouch down and start spinning around no matter what the circumstances. You can only stop when the person who shouted this word shouts 'fall' then everyone must fall to the ground, get up and carry on as usual.
Bob: LOW DOWN AND TURNING
Everyone: starts spinning on the floor
Bob: FALL
Everyone: falls to the ground and gets up again like nothing has happened
This ones interesting
A Jack low is a body shot of Jack Daniels taken from a woman's vigina or bum hole.
When your friends ask if the want to take a Jack low shot, you know the party's over...
Picture the scene, your at your mates 22 birthday party and the House lit.
( your buddy Drake who you're okay friends with only because you know that he's into some weird shit ): "yo lets step this house up with some Jack low shots!"