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a befin machine is a car which looks like a wennus n it is black
o my good phill n mike saw a beefing machine 2 day
A certain member of the LBC monkey house...the ultimate person to get the shift on a night out. A great woman to pull,as many a man of Long Beach will know,having fallen under her spell!
Hey,did you get the shift last night? You are some shifting machine!
A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"
When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.
The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice
Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"