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When a female has a penis and get a boner and slapps the penis on ones face until it cracks open and then the one being slapped will suck on the crack, taking out all the juicy until they feel the magic. Once that happens, they will see floating dicks in the sky as they fall through the universe of sex. Then they take their vagina and shove ones leg in, an arm, their head, the other leg, the other arm, and burrow inside of the vagina amd wait 9 months until they are reborn as an adult. Then santa and the easter bunny start "do'in it" on top of the man-baby and then will you feel the magic
Do you wanna know how to feel the magic?
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The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.
Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".
A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.
I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".
My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"
My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"
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A dark mystical force that redheads use to destroy lives and cheat at iMessage games.
Don’t let her good looks deceive you she is manipulating the outcome of events by using the Black Ginger Magic.
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This is when you blow a load in a chick's mouth and it comes out her nose.
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The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.
This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!
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one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of
Wat up?
I just got a magical butt pump!
sweet!wat came out of it?
pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.
hott.
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1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.
2.) A menage trois.
3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.
1.) The magic penis theory. "I shot her in the grassy knoll then I ran away and no one ever found me"
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