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A piece of dried fecal matter that hangs off of one or many pubic hairs on the underside of a mans's testicles.
Dude, the other day I kept on feeling this dongle monkey smacking up against the side of my leg when I was going commando. Ended up having to tear my pubes out from the root, it was so dried up.
Mispelling of the band Arctic Monkeys, you probably seen it at least once in your life time.
Makes you want to roll your eyes and laugh your ass off.
In a comment section...
A: I love Artic Monkeys, they are the star of indie rock bands!
B: Artic Monkeys is so cool
C: I wish Artic Monkeys is telling us the release date of AM7 soon.
Person X: IT'S ARCTIC MONKEYS, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO SPELL!
The most amazing gin drinking partner! Superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially awkward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. He makes you feel like a million dollars! His fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking constituents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. The best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine ass!
"Everyone needs a gin monkey in their life"
The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.
2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
To be given a monkey scrub is the act of being put in a headlock and having your head rubbed with a knuckle. This can also be referred to as a nookie.
I gave my brother a monkey scrub
The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.
TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!
Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!
Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?