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‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...
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A person, or sometimes thing, who comes in the middle of the night and steals yayo out of your room.
This sucks, last night the meow monster came and now I'm out 60 bucks.
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When someone likes the occasional drink, usually spills on themselves, and doesn't like people to view them drinking!
Sophie was a real Alcohol Monster, she couldn't even drink wine on webcam!
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Somone in a group who is a buzz kill to others. constanly tells others to be quiet out of fear of parents/authoritie. Somone who deserves to be beaten severly with a baseball bat
Tim: DUDE! DUDE! duuuuude be quiet your moms gunna come down
Ryan: Shut up maynee your being a fuckin high monster now pass the cheese fries
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This is a creature that created the world. He is everywhere. The world is atully a giant meatball and the flying spageti monster is hear as the god. He is real! Don't question it!
zenga.org, the church of the flying spageti monster, click there and you will see, all of you! here is the website to prove you all wrong!....and theres pictures, so click it. the spageti monster will prove u all wrong!
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A girl who has large breasts and goes to Sunset High School
guy 1: ''Dude have you seen clit monster today?''
guy 2: ''ya that cut off shirt is showing off her big ones today!''
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Jiz from a big ASS donkey Dick... AKA Chuck Monster
I smoked my wife with my jiz monster last night.
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