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What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.
Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.
Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!
Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!
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The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..
Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
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Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.
JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?
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A "glass muffin" or also known as a "swan hole" is a contemporary but subtle meaning for a fragile female genitals. The male will try to inserts the penis into the female's glass muffin, but the vagina will just redden, bleed and shoot out stools.
Hal- Dude Jamie had a freking glass muffin when i was banging her.
Drew- Weak man.....
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A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.
After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!
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