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ninjas who fight the under ground potato overlord...or the leser know big potato
potato 1:oh no potato ninja
potato 2;slow potatoy death
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A ninja that uses poisons and toxins to kill his targets. Think a smokebomb full of mustard gas, or poisoning drinks, poison dipped weapons, etc.
Guy1: Hey why are you vomiting blood?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?
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The Female Ninja is the sluttiest mammal known to man. Nothing much to it.
A fine specimen of the Female Ninjas can be found here:
http://www.alfieh.com/De-Motivational%20Pics/female-ninjas.jpg
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1. Vietnamese
2. Asians versed in the art of slipping through swamp grass unheard like a cloud of stagnant swamp gas drifting on a breeze, or disguising themselves as lilly pads or frogs, and hiding in moss covered logs to attack unaware swamp travellers and assault them with obviously dubbed monologs before giving them a judo chop, flying fist of doom, or the paralyzing, heart-exploding, liver-quivering, two fingered strike-of-death.
1. The Americans fled from the Swamp Ninjas because they were in their element and could not be overcome.
2. The villagers avoided the swamps because the swamp ninjas were lurking in the mists awaiting their easy prey.
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A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit
only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".
and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
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based on the concept that ninjas can kill you without you knowing they're there, ninja sex is the act of having sex wit a person without them even knowing your fly is undone! in this situation its generally useful to be very quick or poorly endowed. both of which are traits known to be commonplace amongst ninjas oddly enough.
i was out the other night and stayed over in this girls place.decided i was too tired for a proper ride so i decided on a bit of ninja sex we were making out a bit and i got to taking out my dick, replaced my finger with it, blew my load tuk it out and got the finger bak in without her knowing. she asked the next morning why we didn't have sex. i got mine! ninjad!
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A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.
Jon: God You are SUCH a green ninja!
God: Hey...watch what you say Jon.
*slice*
God: Jon? Jon???
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