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It' all relative when it comes to women's perceptions of penis size. If her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard prick and then her next one has a 5 inch long dick, then she think it's a "big penis". Likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schlong and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won't think it's a "big penis". It all depends on their previous experience.
Whoa! *girls thinks to herself how much bigger his penis is compared to her previous boyfriends*, that's a damn big penis! Must be a foot long!
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Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.
Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers
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joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick
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When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!
Mmm that’s good!
I like penis injections
Penis injections are fun!
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2 guys running at each other with hard like dicks
Chris and colt are having a penis joust in the bathroom.
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A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.
Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.
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An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.
Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.
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