New phone, who dis?

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. From vine Wellington Boyce.

Side chick: babe

You: Wuts up ?
Side chick: I love you;)
You: new phone, who dis?
Side chick: what!?
You: NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!? NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!?

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Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.

Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.

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hit my phone up

When u text some or call someone constantly

But you still hit my phone up and baby I be moving on.

E.T Phone Home

Emergency Tampon - Phone Home! E.T Phone Home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. When one E.T Phone Home's they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.

"Shit I need to E.T Phone Home!"
"Fuck I forgot it was that time of the month, can I use your phone to E.T Phone Home?"

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New phone who dis?

Slang phrase used on text to avoid conversations with:
1. Someone you owe money to.

2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again

Landlord : Have you paid your rent?
Tenant : New phone who dis?

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Phone Bad Book Good

A term usually used by people making fun of boomer comics. Aka boomers like to think that all of the world's problems are caused by technology, and they think reading any book at all is better than being on those "darn phones". Any book? Really? Even a hentai doujinshi, you disgusting boomer?

Narrator of probably a YouTube Video (go watch EmKay bros): "*reads boomer comic that's relatable for boomers*, PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!"

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talk on the big white phone

to vomit into the toilet

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.

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