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When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?
Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.
Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
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Same as the Dutch Rudder except two males are needed to perform the Dutch Rudder (pulling up and down on the partners forearm while he grips his schlong), simultaneously.
Dude 1: I am bored as hell right now
Dude 3: Well, we could always do the Double Dutch Rudder
Dude 1: Sounds like a plan!
Dude 2: You know how I know you guys are gay? Your about to do the Double Dutch Rudder.
Dude 3: That's Gay?
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when you shit in a trash bag and stick your head in the trash bag and take a deep breath.
"last night i was at this chicks house and in walked into the bathroom and she was dutch oven pro'ing herself!"
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farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...
hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...
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One who ask within great distaste. Usually said to a man but ofter refering to a womans body.
Come play football with us, quite being a dutch wrinkle.
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Synonym for douche chills, to be used in mixed company. Comes from Dutch expression, "plaatsvervangende schaamte," which roughly translates to douche chills.
Mom, those steampunk kids are totally giving me Dutch chills.
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when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.
to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.
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