wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

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Ass-wank

1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature

Valiant is an ass-wank

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sweaty wank

where u have a wank and it is sweaty

i had a sweaty wank last night and i cumed all over me bed sheets

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taxi wank

Proceeding in masturbate while in a car, usually while waiting for someone else to arrive. Derives from a Bristolian taxi driver's past-time.

Dude 1 - "Eww, that dude's having a taxi wank"
Dude 2 - "He's gotta be dogging"

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Wank on toast

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

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Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

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posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

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