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ITS TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOO
"no caption needed". Are you a celeb FUCK right off
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n. a scedule with more appointments and events on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, as opposed to the other .
Man, I have a right-heavy scedule. Party Friday, trip to my mom's place Friday, flight Saturday, my kid's piano recital Sunday...
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The position you play when warming the bench in baseball.
“How did you go today at little league?”
“I played left-right out.”
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Women's Rights Day is celebrated on April 17 in Gabon, This holiday is observed with memorial services for Rose Francine Rogombé and by participating in events that advocate for women’s causes. On social media, the hashtag #WomensRightsDay is often used to spread the word about this holiday.
Jimmy: Wtf its Women's Rights Day!?
Chad: What?
Jimmy: Yeah it says its Women's Rights Day on the 17th of April.
Chad: That "holiday" is only celebrated in Gabon you fucking retard.
Jimmy: Oh.
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I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
The money will roll right in
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Exclamation.
Used to describe a situation as follows.
1. After performing a handjob, and the hand is covered in jizz, the giver procedes to smush their hand in the reciever's face.
2. Nothing to do with John Wayne.
1. After Julie gave Timothy a good time, she said "Pow, right in the Kisser!" and rubbed Tim's own juices in his face.
2. Pow right in the kisser is entirely unrelated in all ways to John Wayne.
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am i right lads or am i right lads?
you are right lad!
cheers lad!
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