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Robert will steal your best friends heart so u arent so close anymore and be mean to you cause he just can.
Hes hella annoying and has ugly mushroom lookin hair.
someone: Hey whos that mushroom haired boy?
me: Oh thats Robert
someone: why you and _______ arent hanging out as much anymore
me: Robert stole her frome me
best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo
"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"
His shlong is so big you would think it was the Eiffel Tower. He has the sexiest body of anyone and has porn star potential. He pulls all the hoes. (even the black ones)
Robert? Fuck without hesitation!!!
Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.
The sexiest smartest big penis guy in the world, he could steal your girl an fuck your mom, watch out for Robert!
Guy 1 : Hey have you seen Robert
Girl 2 : Yea, His penis is so much bigger then yours!
Guy 1 : 😡
When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them
Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day