The first day of the working week. Comes between Sunday and Tuesday. Most widely used day for sipping on ice cool white russians with or without a cherry on top.
I love going back to work on a White Russian Wednesday. What a perfect way to start the week.
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A birthday party in full Russian style. Fun party games like Russian Roulette, great Molotov Cocktails to drink, and, for the birthday boy/girl: death in a drive-by shooting courtesy of the Russian mafia!
In Training Day, Denzel Washington's character is the guest of honor at a fun-filled Russian Birthday Party.
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Both thumbs, one goes in the ass and the other in the pussy and you rotate them
O my god Mike gave me a Russian twirl last night, it felt so good.
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The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!
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Vodka or drink with vodka in it.
I had a cold so i took some Russian Cold Medicine and i passed out.
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A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.
Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...
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When a man runs up to you, yells "I'm Putin it in!" Gives you a bear hug... But he's got a boner so big and strong it rips through both his and your clothes, and penetrates both your vagina and anus so violently that it creates one big uni-hole but you'll be okay because all Russians cum vodka so it's sterile.
"Girl, that last client jus Russian man hugged me!"
"Well, looks like you're in the fisting business now!"
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