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Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022


self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

by randomjgh March 10, 2011


Caught in its own self

When something is stuck in itself, tangled or glued.

My ginger chew is caught in its own self

by Liv McLaren November 16, 2017


Self Induced Peer Pressure

(SIPP)
Feeling obligated to do something because everyone else is doing it, unlike normal peer pressure this all occurs in the head and is a very difficult thing to deal with.

Friend 1"Oh hey look at Jack he smoked weed for once"
Friend 2"Poor kid, He must be doing it because of Self Induced Peer Pressure"

by AverageGroudon September 1, 2021


High self esteem pussy

High self esteem pussy means that you will ask no questions during sex. You know your pussy is good, and you know when your man cums. This term was created by cupcakKe, who sang about it and explained it during the Genius interview of Duck Duck Goose.

High self esteem pussy means I’m not gonna ask you, “Oh did you come?” I already know you came motherfucker. “Oh, is my pussy good?” No, I already know it’s good. I have high self-esteem pussy, which some of you bitches need. Don’t be asking questions. No questions. During sex. At all. It’s a fucking turn off, ya’ll.

by Soozaaaa June 10, 2022


Self-Suck You Bitch

It's a phrase used when someone rejects your offer to play a game with you and doesn't like your SCIENCE JOKES.

Meaning: Trying to suck your own dick.

Om: Among Us?
Ryan: Nah bro, I'm Busy.
Om: Don't Create Entropy by messaging bro!! :)
Ryan: Yo fuck off man!!
Om: Self-Suck You Bitch!!

by AahilKopterPussyDestroyer69 January 23, 2022

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kill self vs wall

A laughable insult that has reached notoriety on some online forums. Often used to mock n00bs.

noob: omg, why u do that 2 me?
player: It's your fault...
noob: omgwtf gtfo your mother is whore
noob: go kill self vs wall

by Pete The Destroyer March 18, 2007

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