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you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room
"Liam y u r not git gud in CS:GO sexy liquid explosion?"
When you have a dream about you being at school and your either just nude or maybe or fucking someone?
whoever: hey what was your dream last night
you: oh i had a sexy school dream
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Adjective used to describe someone or something pure and innocent on the surface but hot and smoldering underneath.
Did you see that new history professor? So buttoned-up sexy.
Wuthering Heights, Anna Karenina, and Pride and Prejudice are truly great books, definitely buttoned-up sexy.
The moment that comes when you have to use your penis for a sexy time.
“Guys it's sexy penis time.”
“Is sexy penis time the wave”
Scenario 1:
“Is it the wave?”
“Is what the wave?”
“Sexy penis time. Bro is it the wave?”
“It’s the WAVEEE!”
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When in the middle of intercourse, one would wear a Darth Vader mask with nothing else on. Then during the act one says, "I am your father!!"
I totally sexy Darth Vader-ed her last night