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Someone who works within the realm of social media and also mediates through their work.
Javier is a Social Mediator. You see that status update from Green Day urging you to watch their video? Well, Javier works for Green Day and he socially mediated that from them to you.
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Unwanted conversation or eye contact
I was a victim of Social Terrorism when my co-worker looked at me and said, "Hi, how are you?
". I went to HR and attempted to get him fired for violence against a co-worker.
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This is the guy who still thinks it's 1995 or whatever year he peaked in high school. This is the guy who no doubt shat his pants at some point in grammar school because he has been forever recovering; it's all about being 'cool'. This is the guy with some sort of pathetic 'please accept me my dad hated me' complex so i'm gonna fuck my way to the top of the food chain; feel important, valued,and loved.
He'll know how to drink like there's no tomorrow
(so as to kill whatever brain cells that might otherwise bring him back to earth at some point during his supposed 'manhood')
You will find this guy out and about (party harty charlie) yet his name won't be charlie, chuck maybe, but not charlie
He will be socially acceptable until the teacher of time slaps his ass a bar fly stool, where he will congregate with other bar flies; hammered and feeding off the pile of shit they call a past.
Can you believe Jerry asked me to go out during the work week to get shit faced and pick up pussy?!
Sure. He's the social player who can't play alone.
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1. A small party (less than 20 people) that takes place when a teen has the house to herself but doesnt want too many people there. Often lasts several days.
2. A small stoner party.
"my parents are out for the weekend, im having a box social".
"sweeeet."
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Social Cancer is a trend that grows quickly and can, but don't always, remain for a long time. Social Cancers can be cults, events, items, etc.
Some examples are:
Harambe
Fidget Spinners
Kekistani
Literally anything that is pervasive in a culture
Guy: Ugh, Fidget Spinners are such social cancer!
Guy 2: VSHHH
Guy: Noooo!
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A person who waits for everyone to get drunk at a party and then takes their money.
Oh **** that, my wallet is missing!!! Who the **** invited the social drinker???
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