Put the jug on when someone asks for a hot drink such as a coffee or a tea
Hey mum I will go tap your jug
When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.
It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.
Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.
When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?
When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."