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When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
Making porn in a movie theatre.
I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.
It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.
Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."
"Wait...what???"
Where by some drops an absolute stinker and you can either smell it or you can’t, meaning if you can smell it, you don’t have COVID.
“I’ve just farted and it’s awful, if you have 2 sniff of that, you’re a greedy bastard” “I can’t smell anything” you need to go for the Covid test then!
A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
welcome to your final test im mrbeast you can scraped the s since i never miss a beat
welcome to the final test is the first line of MR BEAST
Scientific Test to determine how saggy a womans breasts are. The Test comes in two parts
Firstly if you place a pencil on the underside of a womans breasts, if the nipple resides below the pencil then the breast is officially saggy. This is where a plastic surgeon would agree a lift would be required.
Secondly there is a saggy scale based on number of pencils that can be held under the breast whilst she is sat.
1 pencil = saggy mom tits
2 pencils = deflated granny tits
3 pencils = witch tits
4 pencils = completely ruined tits
5 pencils = empty bags
I would recommend using the Pencil Test to understand if breast augmentation is even required