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disappoint-day card

Opening a birthday card in hope of recieving a large amount of money, but all you get is a birthday card.
Disappoint-day card = Disappointing birthday card

Boy 1: Dude, did you get the $60 from your grandparents for that new game in your birthday card?

Birthday boy: No, all i got was a disappoint-day card.

by Dcom001 May 1, 2011


Island provide card

An island provide card is a face of an individual on Meta Horizon World. It was invented by Rainbow The 6th, AKA, Owner of Blowup The Movie.

Your partner: I just gave someone an island provide card!
You: just one.?

by Coolman274 June 4, 2024


Island Provide Cards

A card of a persons face on Meta Horizon. It Can be sold only if Permission Asked.

Person 1: I just got some rare Island Provide Cards!!
Person 2: I have 50 of them.

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024


Queen Card

A female K-pop idol group that makes a hit, but never gets quite as big as the others. It's kind of an underrated but also a somewhat underperforming show compared to the bigger idol groups.

Miles: "I just watched Queen Card yesterday. Oh my god, I'm twerking on the runway!"

Cassandra: "Ew, you watch women twerking all day? I'm not talking to you anymore. I bet you want me to do those lewd dances, too."

Miles: "Oh my god! How did you know? Queen Card! Queen Card! I'm twerking on the runway... I'm twerking on the runway!"

by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023


credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 19, 2021


credit carding it

When one firmly grabs a towel with both hands on the north and south ends and vigorously dries his gooch and nuts.

Dude, I turned the corner in the locker room at the gym and this old guy was straight credit carding it.

by Simonsez9 March 31, 2015


swipe the card

When you are 69ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.

During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.

by Deezlunch November 14, 2017