mexican caviar

euphimism for black tar heroin

"I ate some mexican caviar last night, it was some primo shit"

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Mexican Scrabble

When playing the board game Scrabble using overly simple, beginner's English words, like "cat", "home", "hi", "shoe", etc. Generally this is a result of low skill level or poor vocabulary.

Jake: (After counting up points at the end of the game) "Okay, final score is 254 points for me and 113 points for you. Looks like I just kicked your ass."

Dustin: "Damn.. I must have been playing Mexican Scrabble"

Jake: "No kidding, your biggest word was 'and'."

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mexican sweep

Meaning to merge across 2 or more lanes of traffic quickly, without signaling, and recklessly; often done when you suddenly realize you are in the completely wrong lane

'to sweep across lanes of traffic'

dude 1: Oh shit! You're going to have to get all the way over! we need to be in that far right turning lane!

dude 2: *swerves the car across 4 lanes of traffic to be in the correct lane*

dude 1: nice mexican sweep dude

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Greasy mexican

A geographic area of mexico.

My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.

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Mexican iPod

A cassette player - Most likely stolen or bought at a flee market for less then 20 pesos ($2 USD).

Amigo, you must have the most ghettotastic Mexican iPod I've ever seen! I know Jose, it even has an FM radio!

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Mexican Prison

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.

Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."

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Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

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