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At the musician's Prince's home, recording studio & on the road..his toilets and or urinals must have purple cleansing tablets in them all so all the standing water is a deep, pretty purple.
Hey !! Prince just threw a cup of purple pee water on me !!!
Man. You are lucky !!
No shit?
Thank God !!
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An overly excessive amount of urine (pee). Usually contained in the diaper or underwear of a small child; though it has been known to be found in the underwear of those who have consumed excessive amounts of alcohol.
Holy shit!! Those are the pee-ey-ist pee pants I've ever seen on a baby. You must have peed a full 9 oz in those pee pants, Mac!! No wonder you've been so cranky and won't sleep. I just checked your diaper half an hour ago and here you've peed right thorough your pee pants, and onto your diaper shirt.
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When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
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May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!
Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him
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Timmy! Ready to pee and poop?
poop lol pee xddd
Timmy?
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All that comes out of your ass after a night of ingesting large amounts of Buttwieser.
I got off the toilet after an hour and all that came out was butt pee.
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pee pee poo poo butt face man thing
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