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1.Last resort phrase used in an argument to try and gain ground when otherwise utterly defeated.
Made popular by Kirk Van Houten when trying to find something that Homer would envy during his new divorce.
Kirk VanHouten: I sleep in a racecar, Do you sleep in a racecar?
Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
I just got a new job and a new car...what's up with you?
I sleep in a racecar, do you sleep in a racecar?
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Sparkling Sleeping Beauty (n.) - A young lady who is taken out on a date and slipped a mickey. Once she passes out, her date then removes her dress and replaces it with a nice big poofy pink gown. He then places a rhinestone tiara on her head and seals the deal by bustin' a nut* across her lips as lip gloss.
*Clemen is often used as a low calorie substitute for semen, and tends to sparkle more in photos and video.
Mel: You have some dried up crusty stuff in the corners of your mouth there.
Sabritney: Oops, it's from last night. After work a group of us went to happy hour, then Tard gave me a ride home and turned me into a Sparkling Sleeping Beauty. I got a good night's rest though.
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It is simply a duvet cover slept in like a regular sleeping bag.
The Turkish Sleeping Bag is a substitute for a regular sleeping bag.Duvet cover from store used alone as sleeping bag.
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The quintessential hard rock band of the 21st century. Based out of Bangor, ME, this five-piece spreads a positive message to the masses through their impeccable musicianship and tenacious stage presence. No one can light a candle to these guys. Perfect = Jesus, but Wolves Among Sleep are pretty darn close.
Wolves Among Sleep is the best band I've ever heard or seen, ever!
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Opposite of a Bag Job. Implying that the person in question has an attractive face, but with a very unattractive body, and so in order the sleep with the girl, a sleeping bag must be used to cover up the body and complete intercourse.
I'd fuck Erin, but she'd have to be a sleeping bag-job.
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Absolute legend, core member of the never ending sesh crew, never eats, sleeps, hydrates, or stops the sesh. A total enthusiast who increases everyones enjoyment at any given party, at any given moment. In other words, an absolute G.
You can spot him on the dance floor a mile off by looking for the vibes and hot feral chicks, wether music is playing or not he is the sesh. No party ,festival, or night is complete without jsd. Dripping in sweat ,gurning his tits off, and truly one of a kind. He ❤️'s the sesh.
“Hey guys, let's get Jonny-Sleep-Depp on the firm and keep this motherfucker running 24-7.“
“Want to learn off a proper sesh lord? Speak to Jonny-Sleep-Depp then and prepare to get totally schooled.“
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To stay petty 24/7. Never stop being petty.
The only way you're getting to Heaven is to keep it real. Quit being a bitch and talk your shit. Petty never sleeps!
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