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A make shift wrist band, cut from an old sock, worn by guitar players to prevent rashes during prolonged periods of rocking.
Person 1: "Oh man after that show I had such bad wirst burn.."
Person 2: "You should have worn a rock sock!"
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soggiest_biscuit is lying bcause he is queer
soggiest_biscuit:I love spreading misinformation online!
IMAGINE BEING QUEER SOCKS RULE ON TOP!!!!!
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WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER
FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.
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A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.
Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).
You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.
-I love it when you speak bird sock.
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Comes from the attitude of people who roll pairs of socks after laundry. Means to be tight-arsed.
It may have a positive or negative meaning depending on the sentence it is used in.
"Jeremiah is no sock roller, no wonder his life is so out of order"
"Selen's a right handed sock roller, you can just tell she's into some kinky shit.
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A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"
"um..sock story"
2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
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A pair of socks which are midway between the ankle and knee to best define the calves of the wearer. The socks are most commonly worn for basketball or tennis.
Check out Josh's lad socks, they match his nautica hat so well.
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