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Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.
Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.
House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.
Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.
Plant: dies due to dehydration.
When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…
Your gem stone name is the first 3 letters of your birth month, the second letter of your first name, the 3 first letters of your mother's name and lastly add the letters i t e to the end and thats your gem stone name
"Hey whats your gem stone name. Mine is Deceariite
smacking your balls off ones anus during sexual intercourse
Bustin your stones tend to hurt for awhile after intercourse.
The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.
Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.
When someone is so stoned that they start speaking another language.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's up?
Guy 2: Je suis un buffle!
Guy 1: What are you, Rosetta Stoned?
Guy 2: Si senor.