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hood worthy

A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.

Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!

by Jgum89 February 19, 2016


the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.

Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.

by The realist woman November 16, 2017


Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024


Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 6, 2020


Dike-hood

Prepubescent realization of ones gay tendencies. Being a real big dike.

The level of dike-hood they possessed impresses me for being so young.

by Daren williams November 5, 2020


Hood nightmare

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.

Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns

by Jamsheed the rpg god June 16, 2022


Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024